and cryptic.
it's my new thing for heaven seven cuz i recently found out that i can no longer put my business on front street the way that i like to.
"mum's the word"...
if u know anything about me u know that it is hard for me to bite my tongue.
i'm outwardly expressive.
publicly affectionate.
borderline emotionally unstable (with emphasis on the word "borderline")
trapped in some dream world.
seemingly unrealistic.
suuuuuper romantic.
and somehow i'm expected to keep my mouth shut??
ooh, this should be interesting.
see
the moment i'm touched by somethin
i wanna run to *u* & give u every single detail
complete with
blurry photos embedded in the text
and
the full blow-by-blow of the encounter.
however
lately for some reason i've learned to keep all other parties in mind
and
in consideration for the other parties identities
i shall mask my excitement/disappointment/etc with cryptic tones & even blurrier embedded photos.
with that out of the way, allow me to get random for a moment.
**i'm sittin in the studio with dee-low and polyester, mixin the 7th song we've done in 2 weeks, sippin the gnarliest fuckin drink known to man, eating somethin i stopped eatin a month ago (but i just couldn't help myself!) & wishin i could go back to this moment...oops...
um, so anyway..
**the best reality tv show right now is "ego trip's the (white) rapper show". amazin. like, the lil nuances...the white (trash) house, "you've got mayo", the fuckin life-sized cockroach that sprays stuff on the losers. man...i thought "i love new york" was good...
"i'm the only bitch who can chop & screw herself!"
**currently, this man is my fave person on earth (after my mama, of course) cuz he said:
"y'know, you've got a betty booty. substance. it ain't big, but it's definitely got shape. i don't think ur booty gets enough credit!"
...me neither, man. me neither.
**i love makin new friends, but it's kinda difficult these days cuz i seem to attract a lotta bullshit con-artists. recently, i've taken up with this fashionable lady, and i must say i haven't met a female since this fly bitch that i've truly clicked with. i do love how the universe works.
hey...
if u live in l.a & haven't gone to the moca's "skin + body: parallel practices in fashion & architecture" exhibit you're seriously lame-o.
**this cutie pie knows how to party. "google me" (lol).
**earlier in the week, J*D co-hosted the BPM magazine "Guide to MySpace/L.A. Issue" release party, and lemme tell u: parties in this town are only fun when u roll deep.
**this lil nigga is nasty on the court, son!
**and is just as nasty!
**i came across this flick today, & i longed to be back in london town.
"brothers don't shake hands...brothers gotta hug!"
**what u know bout plain gravy???
**he is the funniest man NOT on television.
"maybe i'll let u touch it...maybe i'll let u see it for a dollar or more..."
**cobrasnake bitch!
"damn...i guess it IS true what they say about skinny girls!" daaaaamn skippy...
**aww man...i miss this dude [insert sad face here]
"u hater muthaf*ckas better have ur alarms set, yep! betcha bottom dollar we got the motts..."
**and this flick makes me wish i could hop on a jet plane back to gay paris now!
"whoopty whoooooooooop!...."
and me thinks i'm done for now.
till next time
"shhhhh! silent"
he he.